FLIGHT ATTENDANTS MAKE BETTER PARTNERS BECAUSE…

By The Flying Pinto


Facebook has a Flight Attendant Group and I found this list on their site, “Flight Attendants make the best partners (bf/gf/wife/husband/spouse/defecto..whatever..)because…

Here are a few of my favorites:

“Because we can set up for a party in a half an hour, make airline reservations inside of twenty minutes, cater an affair for 30 out of a closet, talk to a total stranger about his most pressing problem and not remember it a day later, carry lunch for a Crew of five in a grocery bag, and look like a million bucks from a dead sleep to the wheel of a car in 19 minutes. We take it in stride, cry later and go on. Unfortunately, we tend to be independent, self starting, and after a while we don’t put up with much. Good people? Yes. But we have extremely high standards and we won’t take a back seat to anyone. That’s a bit intimidating for most potential partners.
Patricia Sund

“…we show faith daily (that mechanics have fixed things and our sig others don’t stray), know where the cheapest restaurant is in every town, have tolerance that rival saints, and can get our partners to places they’d never dream of going to… and know how to say “you’re an IDIOT” with a smile on our faces and NOT get in trouble.”
Heather Ragle

“Domestic Partner Flight Benefits!!!!”
Jonathon Lack

“..they are never home!!”
Vimyr Romarez Reaid
unlimited amount of hotels soaps and shampoos.”

Steve Walden

“We always have a great dress-up outfit to wear!!@#$Ultra sexy..!!!”

Adriana Oliver Yanez

“…because you can drink have cocktails in New York, lunch in Chicago, shopping in San Francisco, go clubbing in LA, and recover from your hang over in Miami :)”
Oscar Daniels

“we tell it like it is!”

MaryJean Maglio White

“because our lifestyle is like the rich and famous people.”

Anita Diaz

“because you marry me and fly for free. Stand by of course!!”

Tina Stocks Ruvalcaba

I’m an FA and so is my gf. The best part about seeing each other is that we can get up at 4pm and enjoy each other’s company until dawn the next day. (even if it’s a Tuesday)”
Mike Gill

“…because FAs are great problem solvers…and generally… great diplomats as well! :-)”

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3 comments

  1. More power to you guys and gals I agree tolerant, smiling , fun loving, resourceful and most of all you put up with pilots

  2. Joanna Jenkins @ 2009-06-16 18:18

    I'm always amazing at how much Flight Attendants do in such a short amount of time. And the overseas flights— You deserve a metal for those!

  3. The Tome Traveller @ 2009-06-21 02:55

    My husband is a FA, too. We don't have kids, so we fly together. We have so much fun!