If so, we want to hear your story! We're having another give away. This time we will be giving away "Tummy Tamer's Tea" from Colorado Organics, for the best/funniest story about farting and flying. The catch is it has to be about your gas and you have to be willing to let us print your story. We'll do a before and after. After we send you the tea, we'll want to hear about your next flight and whether or not the tea helped.
Send your stories by Tuesday September 22 to theflyingpinto@aol.com subject: FART (no stories in the comments please;-)
Here is a guest post from the creator of Tummy Tamer's Tea and fellow flight attendant, Susan Emery. It is written for FAs but certainly our passengers will benefit too:
TAME YOUR TROUBLED TUMMY By Susan Emery Herbalist, Clinical Aromatherapist and Flight Attendant
Tired of toot tooting your way down the aisles? Bidding first class just to have a galley all to yourself? Not enough crops on the plane for all the “dusting” you need to do? Having been a flight attendant for more than 20 years, I’ve had my share of trapped gas and painful reactions to airplane food. I learned of the tea blend we’re making while going through my training as an herbalist. We were studying the digestive tract and ways to aid digestion. Many cultures use a digestive aid at the end of a meal, but as Americans many of us have a tendency to overeat. This undigested food sits in your system. Although this tea was meant as a remedy to the overeating and undigested food, I discovered it greatly reduces the amount of gas you have while on the airplane.Ingredients:
1 oz Chamomile Flowers 1 oz Peppermint Leaf 1 oz Licorice Root, lightly ground 1 oz Fennel Seed, lightly ground 50 heat-seal tea bags Directions: Grind your fennel seed and licorice root in either a clean coffee grinder, a “Magic Bullet” or by hand with a mortar and pestle. You are just breaking these up, not pulverizing them.
Combine with the peppermint and chamomile in a large bowl. Measure 1 teaspoon of blend into the open side of each tea bag.
Seal the open side of each tea bag with a hot iron (this will activate the glue). To brew your tea, add 1 tea bag to 8 oz boiling water and steep for approximately 5 minutes. If you prefer not to make the tea bags (which are easier for travel), you can use a tea ball or make your tea in a French Press style of coffee pot. You may either buy these ingredients in small, 1 oz portions at your local health food store, through our website, www.coloradoorganics.net or you can buy in bulk and use a kitchen scale. Whenever possible, please purchase local and organic ingredients.
Feel free to email me with questions or comments to susane@coloradoorganics.net
*If you have high blood pressure, please limit your consumption of this tea to one cup per day. Pregnant or nursing women, consult a physician first.
1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet 3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store. 4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard 5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them 6. You NEVER unpack 7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces 8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin 9. You care about the local news in a city three states away 10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways 11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit 12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock 13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin 14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs" 15. You always point with two fingers 16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice 17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home 18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time," "For your safety," "Feel free," and "As a reminder" 19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines 20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green" 21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows 22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are 23. You refer to cities by their airport codes 24. You actually understand every item on this list
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4 comments:
No fart stories here;-) E-mail them to theflyingpinto@aol.com subject: FART
this is interesting and useful
Do you think if it works well and is tasty the airlines would offer it?
I suppose getting tea is probably a first class thing. I'm not a big tea drinker and the times I flew first class I was more interested in the liquor.
So is this the source of that 'airplane smell'?
I have to say that I don't fart on the plane and luckily I have not sat next to a farter !
That's hilarious. I can't wait to read the winner.
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